“What is she wearing? That wasn’t for sale at the store! Not fair, I just had a choice of ugly, low res garbage! My ass looks hideous!” – Party goer 2 “Ew, and she came here with that hairless, baby faced, fedora tipping neckbeard.” – Party goer 3 “M’lady! Mmmm’lady.” – Caviar “I’ll assume you didn’t say something that would make me want to stab you more than I already do.” – Oona
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