*Pitchy, ungodly wailing from the depths of darkest regions of Coldharbour pierces the room like the sudden spawning of thousands of cliff racers* “HELP, HELP! MY EARS ARE BEING ATTACKED!” – Random NPC 4 “STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED MY EAR DRUMS!” – Guard “DRAGONBORN! I LOVE YOU! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!” – Kayne “What the actual fuck? Running bare ass naked through Oblivion wouldn’t be as horrifying as this shit. This evil needs to be destroyed, before the Thalmor weaponize him.” – Othor
